Evil Linux hackers

Thu, 11 May 2006

Robert Storey writes of his experiences with the darkness of open source software, his misfortunes with the law and his new life with Microsoft Windows. A must read for all of you playing with evil open source or anything else that is not made in Redmond.

Also a nice way to remember good old days when some of Mac users were still using beautiful ~~blue screens of de~~… err… Windows.

XP correctly detected all my hardware. It then asked me for my name, address, telephone, bank account number, and credit card number, plus I was required to place my right hand on the Microsoft security mouse so it could read my fingerprints. I also had to hold my eyes next to the web-cam so it could
conduct a scan of my retinas. Since “product activation” is necessary to get the system working, XP proceeded to dial my modem and register my personal data with Microsoft Passport, while at the same time signing me up for MSN and billing my credit card without asking. How convenient can you get?

Read the whole story on ActiveHowTo.com

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